just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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