im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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