but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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