haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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