what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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