last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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