I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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