i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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