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• (845): View more from New York

  Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us

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• (253): View more from Washington

  So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.

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• (714): View more from California

  I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup

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• (585): View more from New York

  Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.

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