dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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