i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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