sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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