But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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