found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Dignity is for republicans.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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