i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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