You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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