dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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