never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.