He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join