Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.