i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.