Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city