Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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