Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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