i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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