Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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