There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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