try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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