So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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