Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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