Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I will pee on everything he values.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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