Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The dick lei will go down in squad history
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
