i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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