can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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