I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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