So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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