A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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