Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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