We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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