No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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