I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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