Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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