Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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