Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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