Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
