Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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