i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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