my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
