There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
