have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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