Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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