the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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