yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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