I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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