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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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