Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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