That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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