Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
