i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Everclear isn't food dammit
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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