I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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